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Ted Forth’s Possible Books

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on February 7, 2015

SF February 6 2015As some Sally Forth readers may know, Ted Forth has been trying for years to write the Great or at least Published American Novel. He’s tried fiction. He’s tried science fiction. He’s tried autobiographies. He’s tried children’s books, young adult books, and—God help us all—advice books, always hitting that inevitable wall shortly after coming up with a title or shortly before deciding to binge-watch Netflix instead.

But this year is different. This year Ted will not only really put his mind and discretionary time to writing that book but will also finish it. And now thanks to the recent flash-foward we have a precise idea just how well that very work will fare in the market. Which leads us to the inevitable question—Exactly what book will Ted Forth write that will be met with so many scaring reviews and returned copies? It just may be one of the following…
Ted Book Safety SchoolTed Book InvestigatorTed Book ChalkTed Book Sun DrownTed Book QuestTed Book Bar BetsTed Book Ghost ShipTed Book MacGuffinTed Book Diving


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  1. yellojkt said, on February 7, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    What happened to Tales of the Velvet Fist?

  2. billr said, on February 8, 2015 at 7:45 am

    I would totally buy “Wait, That’s Not Water”

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