The Ted Forth Halloween Mask
It’s Halloween Day and you still don’t have a costume because you’ve been too busy or you already celebrated early Saturday by drinking to the point people thought it best to give you and that Jack O’ Lantern some much needed privacy. But have no fear, for the Official Ted Forth Mask® is here! Just print out the drawing below or save on ink cartridges and simply take scissors to your tablet or laptop screen. Then add some string and you have a mask that depending on the selection of your local newspaper’s comics page will have people exclaim, “I have no idea who you’re supposed to be” or “Who reads newspapers anymore?”
Have a safe, happy, and Chiclets-free Halloween!