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“Sally Forth” Kaiju Theme Park: Mothra Munch

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on July 16, 2017

When at Tanaka Kaiju World make sure to pick up a box of “Mothra Munch,” the larvae that come in seven delicious flavors: Citrus Golden Blend, Shinshu Apple, Edamame, Matcha-Green Tea, Red Bean, Wasabi, and, of course, Hokkaido Roasted Corn and Melon with Mascarpone Cheese and What-the-Hell Vegetable Juice (with Custard).

And remember, the longer you keep “Mothra Munch” the more the snacks will turn into wool-eating moths, giving you the fiber you need to start your day! Plus, don’t forget to install a bug zapper for that smooth toasted flavor. You just can’t go wrong with “Mothra Munch,” the snack the FDA forbids you from taking out of theme park grounds.

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  1. Joseph Nebus said, on July 16, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Have to say, hitting all the flat rides that aren’t closed is excellent park-going for one day’s expedition.


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