Francesco Marciuliano is writing his own bio in the third person either in the absolutely ridiculous attempt to convince you he somehow possesses the clout to attract his own Boswell-like biographer or because he has suffered a complete nervous breakdown and has convinced himself he actually hired a writer with a strikingly similar name. That aside, Francesco is the author of the syndicated comic strip Sally Forth, which appears in newspapers across the country (as well as the webcomic Medium Large, which does not). He was also a head writer for the PBS series SeeMore’s Playhouse, for which one of his episodes won two 2007 Daytime Emmys. Francesco has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, McSweeney’s, and had a play produced at the New York International Fringe Festival. And he was an invited speaker at the Library of Congress National Book Festival in 2014.
His very first book I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats, published by Chronicle Books, is a New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and NPR bestseller. The national bestseller I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs, came out July 2013. And his latest book, I Knead My Mommy and Other Poems by Kittens, was released in August 2014. Francesco Marciuliano is available for viewing Monday-Saturday, 9AM to 5PM (closed on Sundays and holidays). Please inquire about group-rate discounts as well as the audio tour guide inside his head.
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