All Cats Are Introverts

Do you so enjoy having the house to yourself that when your roommate returns you don’t greet them at the door but rather claim the couch while sitting on all three remotes? Do you get so wrapped up in your own head that it can be hours before you realize someone has been repeatedly calling your name, followed by the words “Stop eating the plants!” Do you so look for any excuse not to hang out at a party that you’ll run up and down the hallway nonstop with your head in a shopping bag and your ass covered with what visitors can only surmise was the cheese dip? The cats understand.