Shortly after securing venture capital, the fledgling cable channel Robot Father Network realized that they had opted for a television brand identity so particular that it was near impossible to find any relevant programming. Fortunately, the network’s CEO had come across the show TODD & SON on Medium Large and quickly hired the series’ creator Francesco Marciuliano to create 746 hours of continuous programming. Alas, only 24 episodes of TODD & SON were completed before Mr. Marciuliano lost his sight, mind and will to live, forcing Robot Father Network to close shop out and be replaced by ESPN 7’s coverage of chess boxing. The following are those fabled, never-before-aired episodes. Enjoy.