When Ted Forth Crashed Blondie’s Halloween Party
Last year Blondie and Dagwood Bumstead invited every comic strip character they knew (without apparently knowing they were comic strip characters) to their raging mayhem-fueled we-have-prezels Halloween party. But alas, not every character from the funny pages scored an invite, including the Forths (who might have been left off the guest list due to an ongoing rumor that Sally and Ted like to dress up as Alana and Marko from Saga, but only the nudity panels). But not even a court order will get between Ted and his love of free candy …
The Ted Forth Halloween Mask
It’s Halloween Day and you still don’t have a costume because you’ve been too busy or you already celebrated early Saturday by drinking to the point people thought it best to give you and that Jack O’ Lantern some much needed privacy. But have no fear, for the Official Ted Forth Mask® is here! Just print out the drawing below or save on ink cartridges and simply take scissors to your tablet or laptop screen. Then add some string and you have a mask that depending on the selection of your local newspaper’s comics page will have people exclaim, “I have no idea who you’re supposed to be” or “Who reads newspapers anymore?”
Have a safe, happy, and Chiclets-free Halloween!
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