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Monday, March 8, 2010

Posted in 1 by cesco7 on March 8, 2010

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  1. Mark said, on March 8, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Bahahahaha!

  2. Leo Petr said, on March 8, 2010 at 10:26 am

    And after that, perhaps, vanilla.

  3. Michael K. said, on March 8, 2010 at 10:58 am

    It is entirely possible to be angry at people who are dead.

    I speak from personal experience.

    And no, I don’t have Daddy issues. The fact that I wept gently through the entire film of Finding Nemo, in which a dad loves his son so much that he goes on a long dangerous quest to love and protect him, IS PURE COINCIDENCE!

  4. andy said, on March 8, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    It would be good to be that man.

  5. turquoise cow said, on March 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    if everyone else were dead, i could eat all the ice cream in the world…and it would be okay if i got monstrously fat as a result because there would be no one around to notice!

    this everyone being dead but me thing is starting to sound pretty awesome.

    • Johaely said, on March 8, 2010 at 9:24 pm

      But what if you wanted some nookie?

      • Mollyscribbles said, on March 8, 2010 at 9:27 pm

        Real Dolls, mint in box, are reasonably abundant and with everyone else dead you are free of any social judgement for owning one.

      • ljdarten said, on March 13, 2010 at 10:15 pm

        one molly? I’m thinking harem. For the variety, assuming they come in various styles.

      • Mollyscribbles said, on March 13, 2010 at 11:44 pm

        . . . having never given much thought to Real Dolls, this comment made me consider the concept and go check out the website. Turns out, they’re highly customizable; you can choose everything from the shade of pubic hair to makeup, manicure, and optional elf ears. Or blue skin.

  6. Harold said, on March 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    This cartoon fills me with hope for the future.

  7. Mollyscribbles said, on March 8, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    The thing is, you need to keep a balance between eating enough ice cream to become monsterously fat and keeping your weight down enough to be able to scavange clothing to protect you from the elements — and to hike between the ice cream store and the luxury hotel you’ve moved into. Thus, this previously angry man has reached a happy balance — to get an ice cream of your choice each day, to savour it rather than binging.

    And while it’s possible to be angry at the dead, if they haven’t done anything to offend you deeply, you can settle into not giving a shit upon their death. The rest? Set up a bowling game involving their skulls, learn to tap dance on their graves, the choices are endless!

    • flatlandnomore said, on March 9, 2010 at 7:55 am

      But who is going to dig their graves is everyone else is dead, Molly?

      I’m not so sure – this scenario isn’t looking as good as it did at first. :-)

      • Mollyscribbles said, on March 9, 2010 at 8:42 am

        The second-last person to die, of course. You can bury one person, can’t you?

  8. Braced Rhombus said, on March 9, 2010 at 9:10 am

    The Last Man on Earth sat alone in his home. Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

  9. Toby Bartels said, on March 9, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    … It was the last woman!

  10. Boggle said, on March 10, 2010 at 3:26 am

    That’s too darn hopeful. Unless…
    They start to hate each other, one kills the other, back to icecream.


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