My favorite number from ‘owners of cats” was “Plop the world, I’m gonna get off” . I especially liked the soft shoe number that the litter-box did, while the feline cranial tumor whistled. Really made ya think!
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Except the third panel really goes like this: “NO! NO! NO! /head tilt/ awwwwwww NOOOOOOOOO!”
This is why I keep filled squirt bottles spaced at 4-foot intervals.
My favorite number from ‘owners of cats” was “Plop the world, I’m gonna get off” . I especially liked the soft shoe number that the litter-box did, while the feline cranial tumor whistled. Really made ya think!
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Memmmmories
Of my stuff that they chewed up
And the things that they pooped on
And then peed on for spite.
Wads of vomit, full of things that I might need someday
now are stepped on
in the dark.