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How to Tell the Difference Between Evil Parallel-Universe You and the Real You

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on March 25, 2015

When the Large Hadron Collider is switched to its highest setting today some scientists believe it may uncover mini-black holes, a sign of parallel universes. So before a sinister, goateed version of yourself ruins your reputation and credit rating, best to let people know how they can tell the evil parallel-universe you from the real you. Evil You Real You

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  4. Mollyscribbles said, on March 27, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    I find this surprisingly comforting; it tells me that for every day of mind-numbing depression, an alternate version of me is having a delightfully productive day.

  5. Applemask said, on March 28, 2015 at 9:59 am

    But I already have a goatee


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