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Excerpts from I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats

Posted in Uncategorized by cesco7 on March 7, 2011

It started with a few poems online. Then a few more. And then even more. And thanks to all your fantastic support and encouragement I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats has peen published by Chronicle Books and is indeed available at these very fine retailers!




Thank you all for reading the original poems (seen in their initial form below), for giving such positive feedback, and for making this very book possible. For more information, samples, Q&A and a chance to send in photos of your own cats please go here.



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  1. Don Man said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:31 am

    I was the boyfriend in the first poem. Can I write a verse about the warm, wet liquid pooling around my ankles as I slept? No. Guess not.

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  2. robinite said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:40 am

    brilliant!

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  3. Harold said, on March 7, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    MOAR!!!!

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  4. DaraLynn said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    Wonderful! Love the kitty poems – I have those very same cats, too 😉

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  5. Gil said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Also, I could leave a furball on this…

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  6. kateohkatie said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    This is frickin’ amazing. Love it!

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  7. Rebecca M. Senese said, on March 7, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    I so want a copy of this book! LMAO!

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  9. Lurkertype said, on March 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    *snaps fingers, beatnik-style*

    Poem 1 and 3 could have been written by my cat.

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  10. OzcatMum said, on March 7, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Fabulous fun!!

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  11. lizaroni said, on March 7, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    What does it say about me that I would buy this book?

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  12. Andy said, on March 7, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    This sounds about right.

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  14. Dan Fullerton said, on March 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    I love the “I Lick Your Nose” poem… I remember that day!

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  15. Nancy said, on March 7, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    Kinda obvious you lived with an evil Tortie.
    I’m guessing you miss her.

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  16. Gee Frond said, on March 8, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Humor reveals the positive side of pee and makes it possible to acquire more of these little wretches.

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  17. Whistler42 said, on March 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Follow-up series:

    I Could Yark On This
    I Could Shred This
    I Could Totally Furr This Up

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  18. pienbiscuits said, on March 9, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    You could never make a poetry book about dogs as good as this. Brilliant stuff. I miss my cats. I don’t miss their pee.

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  19. nonovelwriter said, on March 14, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Publish it! I would put this on the bookshelf… and gift it all over town.

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  20. Peaches said, on April 13, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Can i just say how funny this is. I think this is the third or fourth time I have come back to peep on it. Cats + Poetry = Awesome.

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  22. April said, on March 22, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    These poems are sooooo funny. I almost peed my pants looking at the poem Busy, Busy. LOL !
    -A-

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  23. The book they had to write - Boomerang Books Blog said, on July 28, 2012 at 9:03 am

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  24. fjva said, on October 16, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Reblogged this on Fan Actuel and commented:
    Je ne sais pas si ça se classe dans “fan”, les adorateurs de chats, mais ils aimeront ce livre. Poèmes de chats. Publié grâce au succès du blog d’origine.

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  30. Alex said, on January 7, 2015 at 8:50 am

    there should be one about cats eating the roll of toilet paper o__o so much toilet paper everywhere!

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  32. Teresa Rudolph said, on July 11, 2016 at 12:38 am

    I always knew there was a reason why I’m a dog person.

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