Excerpts from “I Could Pee on This” and Other Poems by Cats
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I was the boyfriend in the first poem. Can I write a verse about the warm, wet liquid pooling around my ankles as I slept? No. Guess not.
brilliant!
MOAR!!!!
Wonderful! Love the kitty poems – I have those very same cats, too
Also, I could leave a furball on this…
This is frickin’ amazing. Love it!
I so want a copy of this book! LMAO!
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*snaps fingers, beatnik-style*
Poem 1 and 3 could have been written by my cat.
Fabulous fun!!
What does it say about me that I would buy this book?
This sounds about right.
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I love the “I Lick Your Nose” poem… I remember that day!
Kinda obvious you lived with an evil Tortie.
I’m guessing you miss her.
Humor reveals the positive side of pee and makes it possible to acquire more of these little wretches.
Follow-up series:
I Could Yark On This
I Could Shred This
I Could Totally Furr This Up
You could never make a poetry book about dogs as good as this. Brilliant stuff. I miss my cats. I don’t miss their pee.
Publish it! I would put this on the bookshelf… and gift it all over town.
Can i just say how funny this is. I think this is the third or fourth time I have come back to peep on it. Cats + Poetry = Awesome.
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